
Hand Embroidery · Los Angeles
One of one embroidered originals for people with excellent taste and questionable impulses.





























Looking for something custom? I create original embroidery hoops and canvases only, available framed or unframed. I don’t embroider clothing, jackets, costumes, or wearable pieces.
Custom commissions start at $75 for pre-drawn patterns and increase based on size, color, and detail. Fill out the commission form, I’ll send you a sketch and quote, and nothing gets stitched until you approve the design.
Hi, I’m the artist behind Sew_Kinky_Threads. I take one of the oldest domestic crafts around and use it to stitch things your grandmother definitely didn’t have hanging in her living room. Think muscle guys, jockstraps, rainbow thread, censor bars, and just enough camp to keep everyone guessing whether they should laugh or blush.
Every piece is stitched entirely by hand in Los Angeles and no two are the same. I love the contrast of delicate embroidery and shameless subject matter. There is something deeply satisfying about turning thread into a thirst trap. If it makes someone smile, laugh, or immediately text a friend, I’ve probably done my job.